Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show

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maggiesox:

Wyatt Cenac of The Daily Show interviews PETA VP, Lisa Lange, about PETA’s failed attempt to sue SeaWorld under the 13th Amendment banning slavery.

I tried to high-five my TV last night. Not even a joke.

I tried to high-five my laptop screen.

Genesis 9:18-27

New International Version 1984 (NIV1984)

The Sons of Noah

18 The sons of Noah who came out of the ark were Shem, Ham and Japheth. (Ham was the father of Canaan.) 19 These were the three sons of Noah, and from them came the people who were scattered over the earth.

20 Noah, a man of the soil, proceeded[a] to plant a vineyard. 21 When he drank some of its wine, he became drunk and lay uncovered inside his tent. 22 Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father’s nakedness and told his two brothers outside. 23 But Shem and Japheth took a garment and laid it across their shoulders; then they walked in backward and covered their father’s nakedness. Their faces were turned the other way so that they would not see their father’s nakedness.

24 When Noah awoke from his wine and found out what his youngest son had done to him, 25 he said,

“Cursed be Canaan!

The lowest of slaves

will he be to his brothers.”

26 He also said,

“Blessed be the LORD, the God of Shem!

May Canaan be the slave of Shem.[b]

27 May God extend the territory of Japheth[c];

may Japheth live in the tents of Shem,

and may Canaan be his[d] slave.”