Riverdale Season 5

No spoilers.

My thoughts so far on seasons 1-5:

What in the world is going on? Why am I still watching this? End the series already! Is this the end of my ship? NOO!

Hiram, why are you still investing in Riverdale? Move on to bigger fish and bigger seas. Obviously, you're not as good in business without corruption so Riverdale's the only asset you really have control over by virtue of your wealth as compared to the poor who are fully dependent on your funding. Gah!

Can my ship be endgame already? Is this the sequel to A Series Of Unfortunate Events? Because everything seems to be going down in flames.

I would not be surprised if everyone has PTSD when the dust settles and I hate all the characters.

Bless you, Mr Andrews, and Pop Tate, the only characters who are the sane ones in the insane town.

I'm screaming internally in frustration at all the madness.